Tim
Tim, or as the scientists at Fuse Labs referred to him, “Project 37,” was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day live for 200 years and be able to breathe underwater. Taken away from Fuse Labs by missionaries, Tim spent most of his youth in New Jersey playing soccer, jamming forks into light sockets, and building “American Gladiators” style obstacle courses in his back yard. He hopes to someday have a sandwich named after him. As you were reading this paragraph, Tim counted to infinity...twice.
